Monday, 31. March 2003

Spirograph


What is a Spirograph?

A Spirograph is a curve formed by rolling a circle inside or outside of another circle. The pen is placed at any point on the rolling circle. If the radius of fixed circle is R, the radius of moving circle is r, and the offset of the pen point in the moving circle is O, then the equation of the resulting curve is defined by:

x = (R+r)*cos(t) - (r+O)*cos(((R+r)/r)*t) y = (R+r)*sin(t) - (r+O)*sin(((R+r)/r)*t)

¬> Wasting Time

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TIME-TRAVELER BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING


Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

¬> Weekly World

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The Museum of Unworkable Devices


This, like many pages at this site, is a work in progress. Expect revisions and addition of new material. Since these pages are written in bits and pieces over a period of time, there's bound to be some repetition of ideas. This may be annoying to those who read from beginning to end, and may be just fine for those who read these pages in bits and pieces.

¬> Donald Simanek

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Mann von eigenem Pkw überrollt


In Wilfersdorf im Bezirk Graz-Umgebung ist heute Früh ein Mann von seinem eigenen Auto überrollt worden. Der 36-Jährige erlitt schwere Verletzungen.

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