Topic: POLICE REPORT - on May 5, 2004 at 9:40:00 AM CEST
Crash of truck loaded with monkey poo closes two Milwaukee highways
A truck carrying monkey droppings and algae from the Milwaukee County Zoo spilled its smelly contents across the junction of two busy highways Tuesday, closing the roads and tying up midday traffic.
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Topic: DOPE HEAD - on May 5, 2004 at 9:32:00 AM CEST
Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!
Creation Science teaches us that a thousand years to human beings is like a light burp to the Lord. So, it isn't any wonder that God is just now finding out that His most sinful creatures (humans) have become very keen on slithering their tongues like a serpent of Satan into disgusting places on other folks' bodies that they can't reach on their own. Creation Scientists are beginning to believe that the talk around the water coolers in Heaven is that God's creatures on Earth are using their mouths for a lot more than simply eating food and preaching the Gospel.
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Topic: STRANGE - on May 5, 2004 at 9:29:00 AM CEST
Apple patented by Microsoft
Apparently, intellectual property does grow on trees.
U.S. Plant Patent 14,757, granted to Robert Burchinal of East Wenatchee, Wash., and assigned to Microsoft, covers a new type of tree discovered in the early 1990s in the Wenatchee area, a major commercial apple-growing region. Dubbed the "Burchinal Red Delicious," the tree is notable for producing fruit that achieves a deep red color significantly earlier than other varieties. It is sold commercially as the "Adams Apple."
According to the patent, there are currently about 1,000 samples of the tree growing in the area of Wenatchee, a rural town about 90 miles east of Microsoft's home base of Redmond.
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Topic: NEWS english - on May 5, 2004 at 9:26:00 AM CEST
Eunuch beauties
Babi Darling, winner of the Miss Koovagam beauty contest, and second runner up Lakshmi pose in the Villupuram area of the southern Indian city of Madras. Sixty-eight eunuchs from across the country participated in the contest organized by the state AIDS control board on Tuesday.
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Topic: ART - on May 5, 2004 at 9:18:00 AM CEST
Paperclip sculptures
Welcome to Justin Schlecter's portfolio of intricate geometric paperclip sculptures. Take a look around and enjoy.
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