Tuesday, 6. April 2004

The top five songs about penises


Considering how focused most guys are on it, it is surprising that there are not a lot more songs about the penis. Think about it. Men have written lyrics about love; ballads about beauty—why not songs about schlongs?

Because no matter what they say about love, poetry and the theater, there are few things that a man is more attached to—both literally and figuratively—than his penis.

So without further ado, Badmouth proudly presents: The Top Five Songs About Penises.

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Toilets of the World


Well, everyone always asks about this....

When you travel off the beaten path, it doesn't take long until the question comes up. ``Well, you know, how did you, well, when you had to, well, uh, what was it like?'' So here are pictures that I have taken, of toilets I have encountered. Before you complain that I have not yet visited and photographed your favorite one, realize that (with one exception) these are all places I have been. If you would like to send me an airline ticket to Hawaii, Kenya, India, coastal China, or wherever, feel free. Until then, don't expect me to show your favorite scary toilet.

¬> cromwell-intl.com

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