Friedhof Manager


This is cemetery lot management software. The program allows you to keep a color-coded map of your cemetery with detailed records. It also allows support for multiple cemeteries. This new version has a new look and a completely different database management engine. Now supports multiple users.

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Flughafen-Radar live im Web


Aus Sicherheitsgründen werden die Informationen um zehn Minuten zeitverzögert ins Netz gestellt. Da die Site vorrangig für Anrainer gedacht ist, stellt sich die Anzeigezeit automatisch auf die Systemzeit des Computer des Users ein. Aufgrund der unterschiedlichen Zeitzonen ist für europäische Besucher der Site solange keine Bewegung zu sehen, als sie nicht die anzuzeigende Zeit im Dropdownmenü entsprechend eingestellt haben.

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Two liters is nothing. I could urinate two liters for you right now. But 30 liters? That's untouchable


The Coca-Cola Corporation held a press conference yesterday to announce that its soft drinks will soon be available exclusively in 30-liter plastic bottles. According to company spokespeople, Coke's decision to sell its product in what many consider to be overly large containers is not based on a specific study or survey of consumer demands, but rather on the company's desire to make a resounding display of its corporate might.


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Aquariass - Aquarium toilet


Add a little life to your bathroom with this live aquarium. The tank is constructed of 1/2" Acrylic and can be installed on any bowl with standard fittings.


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Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth


When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.


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Amish Porn... Work SAFE (duh!)


not more to say........


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Postman attacked by cat three times. Bad kitty.


A postman has threatened to stop deliveries to one south Wales resident after he was repeatedly attacked by cats.
The cats' owner, pensioner John Davies from Pontprennau in Cardiff, has now been warned by the Royal Mail to keep his cat Boo Boo and her kitten Yogi under control after they attacked the postman for the third time.


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40 Kilo schwere Wassermelone gewinnt in Spanien ersten Preis


Mit einem Prachtexemplar von 40,250 Kilogramm hat der Bauer Casimiro del Alamo González den traditionellen Wassermelonen-Wettbewerb in der spanischen Ortschaft Villanueva de la Serena gewonnen. Dem Anlass wohnten 1500 Zuschauer bei.


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Vibrating condoms improve sex lives


Top Japanese prophylactic manufacturer Sagami Industries Co. has unsheathed the latest weapon in its already formidable armory. Marketed by Ii Project, which refers to it as a "world's first revolutionary product," it's a condom that apparently vibrates slightly by drawing on the body's ki, it's life-giving energy source. And it's apparently selling like hotcakes.

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FOTOBEWEISE


immer mehr menschen werden von BÜRO gegenständen angegriffen.


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A Love of Monsters: Gargoyles & Architectural Details in NYC


This Web site represents a labor of love. I began noticing gargoyles and other creatures lurking on the buildings of my native New York when I was a child, and over time, my appreciation for these often hidden works and the anonymous artistans who created them, has grown.


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"Da sieht man, wie's um Deutschland steht"


Der Kabarettist Gerhard Polt über die zunehmende politische Lage.
Das Wort "Interview" mag Gerhard Polt nicht. Er sagt lieber "plaudern". Und stellt dann klare Forderungen: "Kommt's net so husch husch. Des mag I net." Husch husch geht es im oberbayerischen Schliersee eh' nicht zu. Eine trinkfeste Runde diskutiert im Bahnhofsstüberl ausgiebig die Frage nach dem richtigen Weg. "Zu wem wollt ihr denn?" "Zu Gerhard Polt." "Ah, zum Poltl wollt's, sagt's des doch gleich." Polt hat sich offenbar mit einem Mittagsschläfchen auf das Gespräch vorbereitet. Seine Frau Tini stopft ihm noch schnell das Hemd in die Hose, während er ein wenig grantig auf die Gäste schaut, die sich da in die Eckbank zwängen. "Wollt's a Spagetti?"

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