Giant Pig Attacks Alaska


Well, no one has actually called it a flying pig as of yet, but it might as well be. Just like the poor Connecticut residents whose story I brought to light when their neighborhoods were viciously bombarded by the cacophony of Mister Softee ice cream trucks, the people of Alaska are in trouble.

¬> The Cornell Daily Sun

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'Tis the Season to be German


The month of October has us well within its tyrannical clutches, and that can only mean one thing - we must once again face the most fiendish of holidays. It is a celebration of all that is evil, a dark ritual meant to expose the demonic nature within mankind, an unholy ceremony in which people of all ages and a wide range genders don stultifying costumes that are designed to terrify the innocent and drive the worst among us to new heights of depravity. I'm talking, of course, about Oktoberfest.

¬> <a href="www.somethingawful.com"target="_blank">Something Awful

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Taiwan introduces luminescent cakes


Do you believe a birthday cake without the candles can create the same atmosphere? Biotechnology researchers in Taiwan think the luminescent cake they have developed can do so and believe that such a cake has market potential. At a biotechnology development and planning forum held yesterday at Fu Jen Catholic University in Hsinchuang, Taipei County, a biotech company put several such birthday and wedding cakes on display, attracting overwhelming media attention and publicity.

¬> Hoover's

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The Art of Shoplifting


The following is a reproduction of the article published by the Student newspaper Rabelais in July 1995. The article was effectively banned and the editors charged facing 6 years in jail and $24,000 fines. In March 99 the charges were finally dropped without explanation. The article still remains banned in Australia.

Shoplifting is a topic that is practically relevant to many and it should therefore not become an exclusive craft confined to a small shoplifting elite. On the contrary, shoplifting is an art that deserves the widest possible dissemination. For your convenience we have printed below a step by step guide to shoplifting. Good luck.

¬> Shine

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Food Scientist Developing Wine-Based Disinfectant
Chardonnay disinfects: at least it has some use


How about a nice glass of Chardonnay to go with that sponge when cleaning the kitchen? Looking to build on previous anti-microbial research and anecdotal evidence, Daeschel decided to take a hard, scientific look at a centuries-old piece of advice: drinking wine with a meal helped some people avoid food poisoning.

¬> abc

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Halloween Pumpkin Madness


We decided to do some pumpkin carving this year, so after Nitrozac did some research on the web, we applied that knowledge to some suitable pumpkin specimens!

¬> <a href="www.geekculture.com"target="_blank">Pumpkin Madness

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10,000 evacuated in tanker-truck accident


A toxic-chemical leak after an accident on the Beijing-Shanghai expressway lead to the evacuation of nearly 10,000 people from four nearby villages and stalled traffic for seven hours, the Beijing Morning Post reported yesterday.

A tanker-truck, which was carrying 4 tonnes of phosphorus trichloride and travelling at 108 kmh, was hit in the rear by another truck during the accident on Sunday.

¬> Straits Times

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A patently absurd invention?


Inventors have been registering bright ideas with the UK Patent Office for 150 years. While the flush toilet, computer and aspirin have proved invaluable, the same cannot be said of every innovation. Inventors have been registering bright ideas with the UK Patent Office for 150 years. While the flush toilet, computer and aspirin have proved invaluable, the same cannot be said of every innovation.

¬> <a href="news.bbc.co.uk"target="_blank">BBC

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Popcorn - How much is inside a bag


On Friday night, I got together with Steve and Elise to watch a movie. We visited the store to buy some essential movie-watching supplies. Besides the beer, cigarettes, olives and chopsticks, we bought a 2 pound bag of popcorn.

The total yield was 29 liters, or 7 3/4 gallons of popcorn, at a price of about 18 cents per gallon.

¬> <a href="www.cockeyed.com"target="_blank">How much is inside

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Colombian soccer veteran Hermam Gaviria killed by lightning strike


"It was a surprise storm, the lightning strike hit the post, and then the field, and several players were affected," said Francisco Henao, a fan who was watching the practice said.

¬> NO SPORTS

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Impressions of a Young Mac Geek
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Last weekend 250 "Mac Freaks" in Holland got together in a small town outside Amsterdam.

The event allowed members of the MacFreak online community, a Dutch Mac-oriented website and forum about 2,000 strong, to get together and socialize.

¬> <a href="www.wired.com"target="_blank">Wired ¬> OLD SHIT

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