Topic: FUN - on May 19, 2004 at 10:15:00 AM CEST
Kleben Sie Ihren Kaugummi einem Promi ins Gesicht
Innovative Idee zur Bekämpfung des leidigen Kaugummi-Problems: Anstatt den «ausgekauten» Gummi einfach auf den Boden zu werfen, kann man ihn jetzt in London einem Prominenten ins Gesicht kleben.
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Topic: FUN - on May 17, 2004 at 9:19:00 PM CEST
Bush Applauds Gandhi's "Easy To Pronounce Name"
President Bush met with presumptive Indian Prime Minister-elect Sonia Gandhi to congratulate her and her Congress Party for wresting control of the world's largest democracy from the United India Party and former prime minister Atal Behari Vajpayee. "India enters a new era, and sets an example for the rest of the modern world," he began in a speech before the Indian parliament, "By appointing leaders with names that people can read and pronounce easily. At a time when the world faces names like Hamid Karzai, Iajuddin Ahmed, and Girma Woldegiorgis, India has stood up and chosen a name as common as 'Smith' or 'Jones'. I applaud that decision."
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Topic: FUN - on May 16, 2004 at 12:51:00 AM CEST
Einzeller
Der DJ hat in einer seiner Sendungen irgend ein Kind namens 'Freezer' veralbert und bekommt jetzt dessen Kumpel, den 'Ich bin 22 Jahre'-Einzeller auf den Hals gehetzt.
Leider ist der Part mit dem Freezer nicht auf der Aufnahme dabei, es wird nur kurz vom DJ erwaehnt.
Es folgen 3 Minuten Musik, in der Zwischenzeit scheint der 'Freezer' seinen kognitiv benachteiligten Freund anzurufen,damit dieser den DJ bepoebelt/verpruegelt/zerbombt.
...und der Spass kann beginnen ;)
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Topic: FUN - on May 8, 2004 at 2:33:00 PM CEST
mam dad
i`am german
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Topic: FUN - on May 6, 2004 at 12:19:00 PM CEST
Orgasmic Wakeup Call...
Tired of waking up to the annoying buzzer of an alarm clock? Don't start your day with a premature evacuation…wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire!
Morningwood Enterprises is pleased to introduce the amazing Ah! Wake™ Alarm Clock…the way man was meant to wake up! Begin each day with the exciting sounds of a beautiful woman's pleasure.
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Topic: FUN - on April 29, 2004 at 10:22:00 AM CEST
YETISPORTS 4
Albatros overload Coming Out April, 29th For Beta-Users on April, 28th
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Topic: FUN - on April 28, 2004 at 8:53:00 PM CEST
Nicosphere 3000
With the Nicosphere 3000 you can enjoy the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow The breath-taking design of the Nicosphere 3000 signals a breakthrough for smokers of all ages. Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso.
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Topic: FUN - on April 28, 2004 at 12:20:00 PM CEST
Bush & Blair
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Topic: FUN - on April 24, 2004 at 2:44:00 PM CEST
BananaGuard
re you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
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Topic: FUN - on April 9, 2004 at 4:24:00 PM CEST
SoundRecorder
Who knew you could do so much with windows SoundRecorder?
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Topic: FUN - on April 8, 2004 at 7:13:00 PM CEST
Installing Linux on a Dead Badger
Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger. So if you really want to earn your wizard hat, just read the following instructions, and soon your friends will think you're slick as caffeinated soap.
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Topic: FUN - on April 8, 2004 at 7:11:00 PM CEST
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.
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