Penis lollies row


A German store is facing a trading standards and police probe after selling penis shaped lollipops in the sweets sections of its stores in Dortmund, western Germany.

Penis lollies

austriantimes.at

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VISA Card Users Charged $23 Quadrillion


Several people rocking VISA prepaid credit cards got a peculiar $23,148,855,308,184,500 charge this week when using their VISA BUXX cards. That's 23 quadrillion dollars. To put that figure in layman's terms, it's almost double what I'm suing Disney for.

geekologie.com

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Science Fiction Cuisine: Share and Enjoy


It’s been a while since I, your self-appointed geek chef, have bestowed any culinary oddities upon you, dear readers. I do hope you’ve managed to eat something in the meantime. This time, I’ll install a tap in Douglas Adams’ brain and serve up something cool and froody.

To say Douglas Adams was funny is like saying Bruce Lee was pretty good at punching people. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, overflowing with Adam’s innovative approach to space adventure and philosophical absurdity, is among the most beloved works of science fiction and a high water mark in humor writing. One could argue that Bruce Lee was the Douglas Adams of kung fu.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

tor.com

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Make your own Ceiling Cat!


The infamous ceiling cat has been made into a papercraft. You can print it out and fold it into ceiling cat and then stick it to your ceiling!

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated! Any questions or comments please don't hesitate to email the site administrator.

Ceiling Cat

yawoot.com lolcatbible.com Ceiling Cat Prayer Genesis 1

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Running Spirals Illusion


Before I show you how our newest optical illusion works, I’d like to mention we got ourselves a brand new widget - our very own iPhone app, to be more precise. Took some time to get this developed and then approved by Apple, but the results are finally here. If you own an iPhone, and would like to show some kind of support to this website, I’d appreciate highly you getting this app to your iPhone.

Running Spirals Illusion

Move your eyes around, even though they appear to move - these figures are static

moillusions.com

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The Aliens Are Coming: Sheep In A Circle


This is a picture of sheep in Herefordshire, England forming a perfect circle all by themselves because the aliens are coming. And aliens, at least according to science, hate circles. Some people believe the shape was created by a farmer dropping feed in a circular pattern, but those people are crazy.

SHEEP circle

dailymail.co.uk

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Some Ridiculous Shoes


Ridiculous Shoes

nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com

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Einstein Says What?


Einstein Says What?

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World beard champion, 2009


Meet David Traver, world beard champion.

Traver's 20.5 inches of coarse kink, cultivated over 2½ years and fertilized in Anchorage's northern air, took the title on Saturday.

Traver was among 300 competitors from around the globe who converged here over the weekend for the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships. His beard, dyed several colors and woven into the shape of a snowshoe, beat out more than 140 others to become the coolest beard in the world. He took home a commemorative gold pan and a salmon fishing trip.

David Traver

adn.com 12 PHOTOS

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Extreme truck delivery


Extreme truck delivery

flickr.com

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Comedy Thrives in Times of Despair - INTERVIEW WITH MONTY PYTHON'S MICHAEL PALIN


Michael Palin says the financial crisis is a boon for comics. A veteran of Monty Python, the comedian and author talks to SPIEGEL about humor in times of crisis, why it's hard to tell al-Qaida jokes and the perils of political correctness.

spiegel.de

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Jochen Malmsheimer


Jochen Malmsheimer wuchs in Bochum auf und machte 1982 am Gymnasium am Ostring das Abitur. Er studierte zunächst Germanistik und Geschichte, brach das Studium aber zugunsten einer Buchhändlerlehre ab. Bekannt wurde Malmsheimer als eine Hälfte des Kabarett-Duos Tresenlesen, das er von 1992 bis 2000 zusammen mit Frank Goosen bildete. Zuvor hatte er bereits seit 1981 als Sänger der Bluesband Vatermörder, die sich stilistisch an den Blues Brothers orientierte und häufig in Kneipen, aber auch auf größeren Regionalveranstaltungen wie dem Musikfestival Bochum Total auftrat, reichlich Bühnenerfahrung gesammelt. Seit dem Ende von Tresenlesen tritt Malmsheimer überwiegend als Solokünstler in Erscheinung. Seit 2007 ist er auch unregelmäßig Gast in der ZDF-Kabarett-Sendung Neues aus der Anstalt. Sein aktuelles Bühnenprogramm Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde! oder: Glück, wo ist Dein Stachel? feierte am 24. Juni 2008 in Oberhausen Premiere.

jochenmalmsheimer.de wikipedia.org

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