Tuesday, 13. July 2004

AL-QAEDA PLANNING ATTACK ADS


Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge today revealed that there is “credible evidence” that al-Qaeda is preparing attack ads to be aired in key battleground states in the hopes of influencing the fall election.

“According to our information, al-Qaeda plans to run ads attacking President Bush’s record on the economy, Iraq, and the war on terror,” said Mr. Ridge, who called the potential effect of such ads on President Bush’s reelection campaign “sobering.”

borowitzreport

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