Thursday, 17. April 2003

Milking cows could help Schumacher


World Champion Michael Schumacher could better his performance on the track by getting his wife pregnant, taping a picture of his family to his steering wheel or milking cows to improve his finger work. Those were among the top 25 tips from among several thousand suggestions sent to German newspaper Bild by worried fans eager to help Schumacher overcome a nightmare start to the Formula One season with just eight points from three races.

"Schumi should give Ronaldo a call and get him to explain how 'passive sex' before football matches helps," wrote Bild reader Hubert Hink. "That should help."

¬> Reuters

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