Thursday, 10. April 2003
Topic: LOST FOUND - on April 10, 2003 at 5:40:43 PM CEST
Job Wanted
“Jihad ready.”
Dear Potential Employer:
I'm looking for new challenges after spending the last ten years in a high-profile public-relations position with an international celebrity. (I would prefer that you don't contact him at the present time, as he doesn't know I'm considering a new situation.) I've collaborated with some of the world's most expert makeover artists and special-effects makeup personnel to create Disneyworld-quality theatrical illusions, most often working with a paintbrush mustache, thick Groucho Marx eyebrows, a black beret, and khaki uniform with yellow epaulets. As you can imagine, I know how to turn heads!
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