Friday, 7. March 2003

Pack Your Bags, You're Moving to Iraq


ExxonMobil Employee Relocation Memo

From: ExxonMobil Human Resources Department To: New York City Employees Subject: Apartment hunting in Baghdad

Congratulations on your relocation to our newest oil field – the free and democratic nation of Iraq!

You may have concerns about your future living situation, such as laundry, trash collection, and guerilla uprisings. Rest assured we will be working with the Mafia to address these issues. However, finding an apartment will be your responsibility.

¬> Lostbrain

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