Saturday, 15. February 2003

Hello there!


I'm Mr. Methane the worlds only performing flatulist!

OK you wouldn't necessarily think that a performing flatulist would be a romantic person but believe it or not I am. When not performing my spectacular feats of Controlled Anal Voicing theres nothing I like to do more than telephone those special ladies in my life and talk the language of "love" with my bottom.

¬> Mr. Methane

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