Thursday, 21. November 2002

al Queda Claims Responsibility for Leonid Shower


In what is sure to be a surprising turn of events, the al Queda terrorist group will come forth claiming responsibility for the recent Leonid Meteor Shower. In a statement obtained by deep cover operatives masquerading behind enemy lines as camels and donkeys, the al Queda terrorist network is preparing to announce that the Leonid Meteor Shower is not caused by the Earth passing through the stream of debris left by the comet Tempel-Tuttle, as is commonly thought by scientists and amateur astronomers alike, but that the apparent "meteor shower" is actually Allah raining death on the infidels, and that there is a giant conspiracy to cover up this fact by the governments of the western world.

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