Topic: DRUGS - on September 5, 2008 at 11:50:00 AM CEST
7 Ways To Tell Your Elephant Is A Drug Addict
An Asian elephant has just completed a DRUG REHABILITATION PROGRAM after his captors got him hooked on heroin spiked bananas. Feel free to roll that last sentence around in your brain a couple times before reading on. Absorbed? Great. Police discovered the elephant was hooked after seeing strange withdrawal symptoms: “The elephant’s eyes kept streaming and he made continuous trumpeting noises.” So celebratory, and yet so heart-breaking.
Your elephant is arrested after stealing cars to pay for the next sweet hit.
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