Wednesday, 15. November 2006

Queen's speech omits violent sex


The Queen delivered a speech designed to appease the sado masochistic lobby today with a raft of proposals to give people in uniforms more power to punish those boys and girls who get caught doing something naughty.

But she disappointed the naughtiest of all, who had been waiting on the edges of their seats for her to mention plans to ban extreme porn made at home by so many people who like a little pain and perversion. She didn't even say, sex, let alone, bestiality.

All we heard was a long list of ways in which the government wanted to put everyone else into bondage.

theregister.co.uk

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